Drabble 177

Finished 5:30. It always feels weird when I manage to bring some continuity into these things.

 

In the land of Mary-Suetopia, General Mary-Tzu of the Mary-Sue army was trying to oversee the coronation of a new Queen, something which still hadn't been successfully achieved since Blue had murdered their last queen all the way back in the first book. The problem, she'd found, was that the country was in fact filled with Mary-Sues, and the thing about Mary-Sues is that they all thought they ought to be Queen. It didn't help that every single Gary-Stu in the royal family had been with so many women that half of the country could lay claim to the throne.